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A shocking news break from Google Trends was discovered today! Google Trends Analysts uncovered evidence that Australians love shit, but they are not alone. Apparantly, the entire world loves shit as compared to both poop and crap. Americans, although great fans of shit, are also very fond of poop. Crap doesn’t have a large following worldwide, but there still remains a strong crap movement in the UK. Of all the fecal keywords, shit stands atop the steaming pile. Shit, piled on poop with crap running behind. Over the last few years, we have steadily seen shit dropping in search queries. Scientists estimate, if the current trend persists, that by 2015 shit will drop into a dead heat with poop.
I call upon fans of poop all over America and abroad to cast your vote with your fingertips. You can search for the same shit on Google or you can start a grass roots movement for poop in your community. Shit can’t stay afloat forever with supporters of poop still firm. With America neck deep in a Presidential Election, there is nothing more fitting than the choice between shit, poop or crap. This Election Season listen to shit, weigh in the poop and don’t take crap from anybody. Rock the Vote! So Says the Internet Gatekeeper! Bookmark to:
                
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1 Comment posted on "Australians love shit - Americans fond of poop"
The Legend on February 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pm #
That post makes no sense at all. Sounds like you an investigative reporter that stands in the stall, didn’t i tip you 2 dollars last week in the bathroom for pouring me soap? Who are the scientists that estimate the trend by 2015? What are you speaking about when people are pooping and all you can say is rock the vote? The Legend is out… Post a comment
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